A: What ever happened to that one girl we met in Hollywood?
B: Which one was that? Oh.. The seventeen year old?
A: Yeah. We thought she was a graduating senior, but she was really just a junior.
B: How could not forget her!
A: Remember that one night we drove all the way to her place, and all we did was eat and drink.
B: Yeah. We had to pick her up before nine o’ clock just so her parents wouldn’t get on her case for departing so late at night.
A: That’s when we knew we were going to have an interesting night.
B: I recall that she dressed very extravagant and when we went to the restaurant the entire crowd looked as us as though she was doing a casting call for our adult website.
A: Honestly, I wish that were the scenario. I would of halved my ball count just for one night with her.
B: And if her parents found out you would of earned a couple of lonely nights with Buba in the state.
A: Didn’t you guys make out in the car while had to go back in the house to grab my house keys?
B: A tad there and little bit more when I walked her to her door.
A: Did you ever follow through with her?
B: Let just say all signs all looking good.
Guy: Wow that’s a huge glass you have there. Are you sure that you don’t have enough iced tea there?
Dude: Yeah, i wasn’t sure if it was big enough, I think I might go bigger.
Guy: Why so large?
Dude: Basically I wanted to have enough iced tea to last me through the day so I didn’t have to ever step out of my room and see my mother.
Guy: Now that’s just retarded.
Me: New laptop? Wait, doesn’t that make it your 3rd? Didn’t you just get a netbook like a month ago?
Feng: Ah.. yeah.
Me: Where the hell you keep getting these laptops from? Aren’t you unemployed?
Feng: What can I say, my boyfriend loves me.
Me: Really? Is he that rich that he didn’t even realize that you already have two laptops? Where the hell does he get all this money?
Feng: He works a lot!
Me: What the fuck does he do, sell drugs?
James: (from across the room) Maybe he sells corn!
Me: What the hell… are you talking about?!
James: Yeah, think about it! Think about all the popcorn that’s at the movie theaters.
Me: Wow James… just wow!
I never realized that we were able to change Gmail’s colors occording to our likings. We all knew about the ‘themes’, but this takes it to a whole new level.
The only dissapointment is that you are unable to customize the colors within an openned email. 
Fix it!
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