This goes out to that one person, you know who you are. I know that you wanted to wait and see how it turns out because you were unsure about me or whatever it was, but I don’t know. Its kind of weird, to me it seems like were together (sort of) but yet its not true. I’ve been meaning to ask you if it’s time yet, but I don’t really want to pressure you. Every time whenever I drop you off, you don’t know how bad I want to tell you how much I feel about you, but I’m scared that it might seem award. Don’t worry though I guess I can wait some more.
Archive for July, 2005
As Leslie Nielsen/Anonymous said “hey man you don’t know where that finger has been, it might have been your mom’s cooch.” Well Mr. Nielsen said it better, but I can’t find the quote (Airplane)
Yesterday I was picking my nose like any other day and I came across a Pippo. This isn’t just any other one. This Ono’s inside my nose. Yes! its possible. Every time I go for the gold in the right (my right) mind… BOOM the pain. I haven’t gathered all my balls enough to pop it. My mom said to scrape it with a “Bobby-Pen.” For now Ill wait and see.
Edit: God damn I think its getting bigger. When I sneeze it ache’s in pain. Ahh I can’t breath …
As you may know losing weight or just trying to keep your weight stable may be hard sometimes. Especially during the summer, most people stay at home unless you work. Working is a plus. This is where I come in… The Cereal Diet. You might think this is a stupid ass idea, but its not.
The outline:
Think about it. Say you’re going for that Ham & Cheese hot pocket, that’s about 12g? I don’t know. Researching is not really my thing. I’ll leave it up to the scientist. Going back, I bet eating that hot pocket isn’t even filling. Boom! Here comes the C to the E to the R up to the L. That’s about 1.5g. Not filling? Toss another bowl up! You see what I am trying to get at?
Ether way it’s your life so do whatever the fuck you wanna do. I’m just here to judge :0)
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