Dude Where’s My Blog?!?!

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I really had to get these thoughts off my chest. I woke up at 3am just to write these down so I don’t forget them.

Let me go down the list:

#1 - There actually might be an answer for this one, but I’m too lazy to look it up. “Where does WIND come from?” If you stop and think about it, it’s actually freaky…. well to me at lease. I’ll just be sitting by the window and all of a sudden a breeze comes in. What the fuck makes wind? How can it just come out of no where? Ahh fuck nature.

#2 - “Why are people so fucking stupid?” I swear to whoever’s up there, working in fast food has opened up my eyes to the real world. Laziness leads to stupidity. For example a costumer asks me ‘How much is it for a taco?’ Does it look like I’m the fucking price Guru? How the fuck am I suppose to know? How about you lift your fat ass head and read the menu right above you - you fucking dumb sack of shit! That kind of shit really pisses me off. Also when they ask ‘What comes in a chicken bowl?’ Nigga please, IDK, some fucking chicken and a bowl, maybe a fork. Your holding up the line, you ether want it or you don’t.

Part 2: ‘Why do people make up their own words?’ Crunchy wrap supreme? Seriously where did the ‘Y’ come from? There’s no Y in the whole damn thing. When people order that, I say we don’t have that, but we do have a crunch wrap supreme. Fucking lazy bastards. You can’t let this shit slide. If you do next thing you notice they’ll want a burrita-supreme-i.

Finally, what’s up with fat chicks and their voices? Most of them are like totally sexy! Like fuck, when I’m working drive-thru, to a girl it might sounds like “Can I get a #6?”, but for a guy I sounds more like “Hey baby, how you doin’ tonight? Can you please get me a number sixxxxxxx, uhhhhhh give it to me baby” I’m like damnnnnn!!! Then when they pull up, it’s like some where along the line from there to here they got hit by the ugly train which was filled with lard- twice! Tis tis, just horrible. Some advice: Stop eating her. Jenny Crag should open up her own fast food place.

IDK, but this is what’s on my mind.

Now for some funny shit!

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See how light it is
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Damn that’s sexy
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Stacking my balls

Crub 2 face

Woman gets tazed after being pulled over

Here’s one for ‘ stratovario’ who recommended me to write more and try to make it funny at the same time.

As I thought about this, I wondered, what’s something I could write about that was not boring, but still fresh? Then it hit me! I had to take a shit. While on the crapper, brainstorming about all this, it finally came clear. Why not talk about my crap? Its sort of a random thought, but I need to know. Am I the only one that takes humongous shits. I’m not talking about TST (Total Sitting Time), what I mean is the size of it. On average my rank in about 8-14 inches uncut. I’m estimating here, I don’t actually take it about and measure it, though that sounds like a good idea. Unhealthy? IDK. Normal? IDK. Cool? Hella yeah. One bad side that comes of this deals with flushing. The hole’s are to small for it. As if sucking a lemon from a garden hose. Which makes it harder on me. I have to carry some some plastic forks so I can brake it up into smaller bits. Its so soft and slimy, yum. I guess imma have to start PINCHING every so often now. Now its going to take longer to wipe my ass if you know what I mean.

Anyways here’s a video “Blind Date with a Crackwhore”

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