I despise the poppin-fresh Macintosh band wagon mother fucking NOODS that ask the most repetitive god damn questions of all time.
-NO! iPhones are SO not cool, not even if have the matching laptop! Apple-scab!
-NO! You’re not cool bragging about your new purchases. NO one FUCKING CARES! Welcome to last week!
-NO! A mac is not a great laptop if you’re going back to school. Decide on your own, douche bags!
-NO! You’re not cool, the other previous 10k owners at your school that one a mac are. You FAIL & lagz!
-NO! No one wants to buy your mac. You fucked up by buying one just to be COOL! That’s so last MONTH!
-YES! You should always wait for the New models! You want a comp now, then use the library!
-YES! You are worthless if you bitch about the extreme price points.
-YES! You look like a pussy-ass-bitch if sport the colorful protective plastic housings.
Fuck all those green loving prius driving solid color shirt simplicity homosexual rich starbucks bearded cock suckers!
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